Cafepress is at it once again. Here come the major changes designed to screw shopkeepers. No, I will not mince words. Gee, you would think that they would have learned their lessons after the whole Volume Bonus fiasco. But no. They are determined to not learn from history.

Cafrepress announced, in email, several new changes that are designed, if you ask me, to make the marketplace they own and operate more profitable and take money out of the pockets of those that make them successful. With not even so much as a courtesy call to get the opinion of the top shopkeepers it is the same old same old from Cafepress.

DISCLAIMER: Before going any further I want to make it perfectly known that I have been called by Cafepress and talked with them about this change. As usual they are very polite after the fact, which does little to sooth my nerves. Despite this conversation, which contains some propriety info I cannot share, I am still not pleased and I think I communicated that well to CP.

Now … back to my thoughts …

First up, Cafepress is refining their search platform and algorithm. They lead off the announcements with this because they can promote it as something positive to help deliver more relevant search results … something successful shopkeepers have been begging for.

But then it goes downhill from there.

Beginning June 1st: We’ll start setting prices in the Marketplace, and Shopkeepers will receive a 10% commission off the final retail prices from all Marketplace sales. This change provides our shoppers with consistent pricing that’s competitive with other online retail stores. It also allows us to better invest in a quality retail experience and continued growth.

Yep, you have heard right. Cafepress is telling shopkeepers how much they will sell their hard work for and is making a major change to the ToS by doing this. Pardon me Mr. and Mrs. Cafepress people, but setting the price of a piece of crap white t-shirt with a single word on it in Arial font the same as a meticulously designed piece is not only insulting but it is down right stupid! Now every white t-shirt will cost the same when viewed through the marketplace? Gee, first you take our commissions away from marketplace sales and now you are setting our prices for us PLUS telling us how much commission we will receive?

I think the response to this is rightfully, “Screw you!” And I will not begrudge any shopkeeper that responds as such.

Oh, but don’t worry. Cafepress will still, graciously, allow us to maintain whatever markup we want in our own shops!

These changes DO NOT impact the pricing, markup, or sales you are driving in your own shops. By separating our Marketplace pricing from the prices you set in your shops, we’re able to preserve shop base pricing and continue to support Shopkeepers who drive their own sales.

Thank you massah!

Let’s put the pieces of this puzzle together. First, volume bonuses are reworked to eliminate marketplace sales and now prices will be set for shopkeepers on the items that they are selling through the marketplace! See a trend here? Cafepress is working to make the marketplace (which it owns and operates) the best place to buy from and also the most profitable place for them to sell from. Now that means that shopkeepers will have to again work extra hard to make up for lost sales while competing against themselves!

Gee, where is someone going to buy from now? The second they see that little Cafepress logo at the top of the Cafepress hosted user store front they will click through and buy from the marketplace if they know that they can save a couple bucks once word gets around as to what Cafepress’ market place prices are and that they are lower?

But what happens even if they set them higher? Cafepress wins that way too. Think about this. I maintain an average markup on t-shirts of about $4.00. Why? Because I can sell them at that price and after a lot of trial and error and testing found that $4.00 was the optimum markup for maximizing my profits. Now I am being told by Cafepress that in the marketplace instead of selling a white t-shirt for $18.99 and making $4 they might decide to sell it for $19.99 and pay me only $1.99? Maybe they will set the price at $22.99 and give me only $2.99? This is insanity! I loose money both ways and the customer gets confused as to what the price is and possibly upset if they later find out that the Cafepress marketplace price is higher than directly from my shop?

Oh sure, Cafepress will say that all these changes will lead to more sales. It is in their best interest to make that claim. However, once again, I have already tested my own markups versus total price and found that my optimum rate is much different than what they will do for me by forcing my prices to a certain level! Boy Cafepress, you really want me to keep increasing the size of my Zazzle, Printfection, et al stores and give you more competition don’t you? Who is running your company and where did they leave their brain when this steaming pile of stupidity was dreamt up.

Month after month, for example, my Zazzle storefront (selling the exact same items as I do through Cafepress but with a more limited selection) keeps selling more and more product and my markups are higher than on Cafepress for many items. With the thousands of new items I am going to add because of these boneheaded decisions on your part I hope you enjoy the increased competition you are bring down upon yourselves!

All you have to do is keep the people that make you successful, your shopkeepers, happy in order to keep them from fleeing to the competition. Yet you seem completely incapable of doing such a simple thing. Cafepress, you are your own worst enemy. Now if you will excuse me as I have some major expansions to my other storefronts to take care of. Because for every dollar you cost me I will be adding 100 new designs to these other stores.

That is my retaliation. So you had better hope and pray to God Almighty that you are right. But as for me, I have run the numbers several different ways and to get me back to the point where I was before you dropped the volume bonus for marketplace sales would require you to more than quintuple my marketplace sales. I don’t have any faith based on past performance that you will be able to do that.